Everyone who was anyone at Hogwarts knew that if there was one Professor who could be counted on for their serene, magnanimous nature and their distinct lack of homework it was Atthis Petallides. Tall, exotic, charming and quite kind usually to anyone in a skirt the Professor was known for offering extentions on very minimal effort assignments and ( Read more... )

 What fools are these, these creatures that call themselves 'law makers'! A fishing license? They tell me I need a fishing license to fish off my land? I have bought my share in this city with currency  begotten by mine own hands and I shall not be told that I cannot do something so simple as to provide for myself- and sixty felines- the ( Read more... )